You might be an expat living in China if...
...your freezer is mostly filled with stockpiled dairy products (cheese and butter particularly).
...you've got your passport number memorized but have forgotten your SSN from lack of use.
...you've ever borrowed or loaned an oven to someone.
...you've ever toted your oven up or down stairs.
...you've had a stranger discretely take your picture on the bus.
...you've posed with strangers for pictures in the last month.
...you find yourself speaking Chinglish in unison with your students because you're so used to it.
...you haven't read the ingredients on a package in months (due to illiteracy).
...you find yourself responding in (fragmented) Chinese even when asked a question in English.
...washing fruit and eggs with dish soap is a regular part of your existence.
